… best web search phrases that led to my blog part II …

A while back, I wrote up a list of search phrases that led to my blog.

Someone out there is clicking away at a keyboard … curious about the informative interweb. These are their stories.

(Note: These are real search phrases as reported by my server logs. I do not know who initiated these searches.)

Searched for:
“dell computer smells like sulfur”

Found?:
Ok. What the hell are you doing to your computer? Why are you still sitting there typing this in if it smells like sulfur. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE YOU IDIOT! They must have found this post.
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Searched for:
“sci-fi book about ship in our solar system”

Found?:
Cool! Someone is thinking about the same stuff I do. Or maybe they were just faking a book report.
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Searched for :
“i had a horrible experience with colorblind productions”

Found?:
I have no clue. I don’t know what colorblind productions is. Do people really think they can type a statement into a search engine and get some kind of reconciliation? Were they expecting the computer to say “ME TOO”?
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Searched for:
“long writing with funny pictures”

Found?:
Hmmmm … the long writing part kind of sounds like an insult, but the FUNNY PICTURES rings a bell!
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Searched for:
“how was the earth created short response”

Found?:
My blog contains a large amount of fairly useless information and a couple of science gems … but I don’t recall providing Cliffs Notes on the creation of our world. Sorry. They probably ended up here.
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Searched for:
“forgive me please funny images”

Found?:
You are forgiven. Funny images are yours …
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Searched for:
“can you drink in arman”

Found?:
Answer = No, you can’t.
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Searched for:
“my first tranny”

Found?:
Why did this search phrase lead to my blog? I’m not going to explore this.
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Searched for:
“pictures of animals that people don t really see”

Found?:
Yes, I know all about those. I can see them right now.
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Searched for:
“liposuction tempo big bang”

Found?:
Whooa. Without quotes, I am the number two result on Google. I’m not sure where the body dysmorphic disorder comes in, but I hope I helped this person come to peace with their body image.
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Searched for:
“what do you think about name armaan”

Found?:
Answer = What do you think?! (hint: try taking out that third “a”).
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Honorable Mentions

“skeletons in my closet”
“funny picture of a man and a camel”
“ultimate nerd blog”
“radioactive cones warning future generations”

Once again … if you are reading this because you are still searching for any of the things above … well … that’s just weird.