… ten favorite sci-fi books …

Posted on November 20, 2008 by arman.
Categories: top ten.

OK … lots of repeat authors on this list, but I’m a sucker for classic science fiction. These are my ten favorite novels that I could come up with off the top of my head.

In no particular order …

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Robert A. Heinlein (1966)

Take Heinlein’s characters from Stranger in a Strange Land, swap their roles around and write them into a matriarchal anarchist society on the moon. Throw in some true American sentiment and a dash of liberty fever. The only thing missing is a sentient supercomputer … oh wait … got that one too!

Rendezvous with Rama, Arthur C. Clarke (1972)

One of the more suspenseful books I’ve ever read. An enormous rotating cylinder (twenty miles long) speeds into our solar system for unknown reasons. A team is sent to explore the craft and discover its purpose. This one really needs to happen in real life so that I can volunteer for the exploration team.

Destination: Void, Frank Herbert (1966)

Clones Clones Clones! These silly clones think they are headed toward another solar system about a spaceship carrying thousands of frozen colonists. Wait until they find out that the disembodied brain that is driving their ship is programed to malfunction and force them to problem solve a solution or die in the cold depths of space. Too bad it’s all a simulation … and one of them knows the truth.

Paris in the 20th Century, Jules Verne (1863)

Jules Verne’s lost dystopian future novel set in 1960. It has all the classic Verne touches … melodrama … strange inventions … romance … strange inventions … The tone is spot on even after 140 years. Technology has taken over the world and art has no place anymore. It’s kind of like our world now, except that technology has taken over the world … and flooded the world with bad art.

Foundation, Isaac Asimov (1951)

The Foundation Trilogy, along with its extended family of novels, is my favorite book series. It is the raw material from which the Star Wars saga was made. A crumbling Galactic Empire … rebellious trade federations … a mysterious sect of psychics that can manipulate human thought. Any book written in the 1950’s that equates particle dynamics to predicting human history must be good.

Childhoods End, Arthur C. Clarke (1953)

This creepy epic tells the tale of how our civilization would cope with being introduced to a more advanced society. Mysterious “Overlords” appear from another world to usher in an era of world peace. The story spans decades … so it’s not much of a character piece. It does create an interesting climate of fear and suspicion in which the human race reacts quite inappropriately to their benefactors. Just why do the Karellans never show themselves? If you truly want to know … don’t read the f’ing Wikipedia page … read the BOOK!

The Cat Who Walked Through Walls, Robert A. Heinlein (1985)

Heinlein’s back with half the cast of every book he’s ever written. I don’t know if old age set in and he just went wonkers … at some point Heinlein decided to start mixing up all his characters and stories with the premise that authors are godlike beings that have the power to create worlds. Most of his later work falls into this category. Awesome. And then there’s that little kitten …

2001: A Space Odyssey, Arthur C. Clarke (1968)

Easily a classic of both cinema and science fiction literature. In the book the spacecraft Discovery is headed to Saturn. In the film, it’s headed to Jupiter. I think they ditched Saturn because it was too difficult to realistically portray its rings on film. The movie also left out my favorite part of the book … How did David Bowman manage to survive the remaining trip to the rendezvous point after HAL killed the crew?

The Mysterious Island, Jules Verne (1874)

This one isn’t very sci-fi (until the end). If you have ever seen the 1960’s movie that was supposedly based on the book … PLEASE ERASE IT FROM YOUR MIND. There are no giant crabs. No beautiful girls running from big killer bees. It does have loads of information for those planning to be stranded on a desert island. If you can look past the completely dated mindset of the characters, you just might survive being Lost on a Mysterious Island.

The Naked Sun, Isaac Asimov (1957)

This book covers overpopulation, agoraphobia, underpopulation, robots and psychedelic light shows. The protagonist’s sidekick is a robot that goes on to star in many other Asimov books. Speaking of robots:

Isaac Asimov invented the Three Laws of Robotics. It may sound geeky, but when humans start to create walking talking thinking machines, they will need an ingrained set of logical rules to guide them. After all, we don’t want any Terminators running loose deciding humans are just viruses infecting the Earth right? Thankfully, Asimov worked out the rules for us a loooong time ago. No joke:

The Three Laws of Robotics.

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

… ten least favorite movies I actually tried to watch …

Posted on November 6, 2008 by arman.
Categories: top ten.

EDIT: OK, to clear up some confusion about this list … It is NOT a list of the Ten Worst Films Ever Made. It is a list of my LEAST FAVORITE films. They may not be the all-time most awful films, they are just my least favorite for a variety of reasons …

(In no particular order)

Bio-dome (1996)

I saw this one in the theater while going to college at Western Washington University. I think this might be the worst Pauly Shore movie. That’s saying something.

Excuse: I worked at the theater so it was free.

Honey I Blew Up the Kid (1992)

I was waaaay to old to be seeing this one in the theater. My cousin (who shall remain nameless) wanted to see a movie and this was the best he could come up with.

Excuse: I think we got up and left the theater when the giant baby rampaged through Las Vegas and ripped the Hard Rock Cafe sign out of the ground and started playing air guitar.

Paris, Je Taim (2006)

This one was a rental not too long ago. Offensively average film making. Sets the bar really low and fails to make it over the top.

Excuse: This one started a new policy of leaving the room and letting bad movies play out by themselves. The worst thing you can do to a movie is force it to play to an empty room.

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)

Ok … this one is a cop-out I know. EDIT: Everyone Many people on earth agree this movie blows. I just have to cast my vote as a human being and let it be known that I agree wholeheartedly.

Excuse: I grew up with the originals (some of my all time favorite films), so I had no choice … no choice … no choice. I just felt let down. Now, EP. II: Attack of the Clones is another story. That was killer.

Inland Empire (2006)

Let me just say the David Lynch is one of my favorite directors. This movie pushed me over the edge. Three and a half hours of handy-cam filmed without a script.

Excuse: Elephant Man, Lost Highway, Dune, Twin Peaks, Mulholland Drive …

Lady in the Water (2006)

M. Night Shyamalan’s epic tale of that guy from that “indie” movie about wine and some creature that has a name that sounds like the sniveling mascot of the 1980’s cartoon the Thundercats.

Excuse: Sometimes you just keep your fingers crossed and hope you find a guilty pleasure or a movie so bad that it’s good. I wish I had my “let the movie play alone” policy in place when I saw this one.

Cat Ballou (1965)

We just watched this movie the other night. Jane Fonda is supposed to be super hot and hey … musical comedy western sounds good. Right?

Wrong.

Excuse: Netflix computerized recommendation system thought it was a “movie I would love”.

Pi: Faith in Chaos (1998)

This was one of those 90’s breakthrough “indie” films. Even before I started to study physics, the film’s “science and math” premise was like fingernails across a chalkboard to me.

Excuse: Well … I actually thought I would like this one.

Contact (1997)

A watered down version of a Carl Sagan film put together with an “After School Special” flavor. Very long and the whole “alien-on-a-computer-animated-beach-is-really-my-dad” twist ending just blew.

Excuse: As a classic sci-fi buff, I thought I would give some modern stuff a chance. Heck, Carl Sagan was pretty awesome, but this was just cheese.

K-Pax (2001)

Is Kevin Spacey really a space alien from another galaxy? The suspense is killing me!!!

Excuse: Can I have my two hours back please. Someone told me there was a K-pax II (book) and I almost died … instantly.