… best web search phrases that led to my blog …

... it's funny what people look for ...

My hosting service keeps track of what search terms people use that lead them to my site. It doesn’t tell me who made the search; it only tells me what they typed in. People search for some pretty strange stuff it seems.

This is a periodic source of amusement for me on many levels. Anyone that runs a web site is curious about how people actually find it.

Well … here are some examples, and my guesses as to why they found me:

Searched for:
“deadly pythons”

Found?:
Maybe they found this post? I may have caused some confusion with that one.
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Searched for:
“remote prosthetic arm 2008”

Found?:
They probably found this post.
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Searched for :
“mad scientist organ music”

Found?:
I’m sure their search took them here … and this one kind of makes sense.
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Searched for:
“how to move a lowrey organ”

Found?:
Once again … they search engine thought this post would be of some use. I don’t think it is what they had in mind. Scroll down, you’ll see what I mean.
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Searched for:
“mad scientist double chamber”

Found?:
I’m not even sure where to begin with this one. What is a “mad scientist double chamber” anyway? I hope they enjoyed my blog.
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Searched for:
“supernova 1006 disbelief”

Found?:
Had to be this one … but I’m not sure why someone would “disbelieve” a supernova.
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Searched for:
“why does tv have static when air condition turns on”

Found?:
My guess would be my post about T.V. static. I don’t think it answers their question though.
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Searched for:
“pictures of mind games about physics”

Found?:
Lord only knows why my site came up on that search. Kind of fitting I guess.
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Searched for:
“list of job ive had”

Found?:
I’m going to go out on a limb and say this post. If you Google “list of job ive had”, my site is right up at the top. My question is … why would some search for “list of job ive had”. Shouldn’t they at least type in their name?!
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    Honorable Mentions

“photos of dr arman”
“arman bohn madscientist”
“arman special photo”
“give the best photos of arman”

Awwwwe geese guys … shucks … you shouldn’t have! I mean … I swear I didn’t type those in … really. I need to put up more special photos of Arman.

And if you are reading this because you are still searching for any of the things above … well … that’s just weird.

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