… NES Super Dodge Ball Ultimate World Champion …

Simone B., the Italian coach of the Soviet Super Dodge Ball team, led his players to victory against the All Star team from from the United States. The title of “Ultimate Super World-Universe Champion” was crowned in front of an excited crowd of one spectator.

Coach Bohn of Team USA couldn’t be reached for comment and was last seen grocery shopping and looking for a small can of WD-40 for his moped.

There were unfounded rumors of a rematch … but these were determined to be false.

Coach Simone is currently returning to his home in Ireland to enjoy his victory.