… 1st grade Halloween costume …

Halloween … first grade.

My mom bought me a little plastic container filled with that fake skin putty. I had a pair of blue jeans torn at the knee.

I molded the putty around the tear and made it look like I had an enlarged kneecap. I dragged my leg behind me and told people I was Igor.

That was it. I didn’t even have a hump on my back.