… song stuck in my head please help…

You are in a tavern, ready to begin a new adventure, spinning yarns of your great campaigns throughout the land.

The music in the background plays on as you expound your tales …

So goes the start screen in the tavern in the ancient game “Dungeon Explorer” for the TurboGrafx-16 system. I recently downloaded it for my Wii.

I am stuck. I can’t defeat the hideous “Gutworm” and get past level 2.

Why do you only get five lives split between ALL players? Why do enemies kill you in two seconds? Why do power-ups have barely noticeable side effects? Why is this song stuck in my head? Why do I lose all my potions when I die? Why is this game so frickin’ hard? Why am I writing about this?

Oh well.

The tavern song rules and it gets stuck in my head, especially the melancholy cut time breakdown.

Tavern Song from “Dungeon Explorer”