… man injured by deadly python …

I have been working on computational physics all day. I am using a language called python. It is melting my mind. Graphing orbits … electric fields … and finding something called the Lyapunov exponent. Hacking away at code. Piecing found scraps of scripts together with broken loops … sewing it all together like Dr. Frankenstein.

… help … left … brain … over … load …

How can I give my computer a little pay back … ? How … HOW!

I am formulating a plan to exact some revenge on my computer …

I think a fitting revenge will involve making a new virtual instrument. This time, I will give my computer a voice … a simulated human voice. The opposite of Harlan Ellison’s disturbing tale “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream” in which a demented computer rules the world and turns the last human into a puddle of flesh with no mouth (hence the “I can’t scream”).

A tortured computer vocal simulation … my computer sings with an aliased … bit crunched … “I’ve got digital strep throat” voice.

Coming soon … SK-crooner VST