{"id":487,"date":"2009-05-11T21:25:25","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T05:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/?p=487"},"modified":"2009-05-13T12:45:47","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T20:45:47","slug":"humans-can-be-lame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/11\/humans-can-be-lame\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; humans can be lame &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.armanbohn.com\/blog\/pictures\/2009_05_11_a.png\" title=\"... robber ...\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Last night (Mother&#8217;s Day) someone broke into my mom&#8217;s car and stole my sister&#8217;s suitcase.  It was filled with her pictures and some old cassette tapes of my Grandma at my second birthday party.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m really not feeling very happy about the human race right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night (Mother&#8217;s Day) someone broke into my mom&#8217;s car and stole my sister&#8217;s suitcase. It was filled with her pictures and some old cassette tapes of my Grandma at my second birthday party. I&#8217;m really not feeling very happy &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/11\/humans-can-be-lame\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8230; humans can be lame &#8230;<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[275],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blue-days"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}