{"id":469,"date":"2009-04-23T21:00:38","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T05:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/?p=469"},"modified":"2009-04-24T09:50:06","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T17:50:06","slug":"nes-super-dodge-ball-ultimate-world-champion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/23\/nes-super-dodge-ball-ultimate-world-champion\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; NES Super Dodge Ball Ultimate World Champion &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.armanbohn.com\/blog\/pictures\/2009_04_23_a.gif\" title=\"... Super Dodge Ball NES ...\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Simone B., the Italian coach of the Soviet Super Dodge Ball team, led his players to victory against the All Star team from from the United States.  The title of &#8220;Ultimate Super World-Universe Champion&#8221; was crowned in front of an excited crowd of one spectator.<\/p>\n<p>Coach Bohn of Team USA couldn&#8217;t be reached for comment and was last seen grocery shopping and looking for a small can of WD-40 for his moped.<\/p>\n<p>There were unfounded rumors of a rematch &#8230; but these were determined to be false.  <\/p>\n<p>Coach Simone is currently returning to his home in Ireland to enjoy his victory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Simone B., the Italian coach of the Soviet Super Dodge Ball team, led his players to victory against the All Star team from from the United States. The title of &#8220;Ultimate Super World-Universe Champion&#8221; was crowned in front of an &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/23\/nes-super-dodge-ball-ultimate-world-champion\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8230; NES Super Dodge Ball Ultimate World Champion &#8230;<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[288],"tags":[530],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oddities","tag-super-dodge-ball"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}