{"id":394,"date":"2009-02-11T22:56:25","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T06:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/?p=394"},"modified":"2009-02-12T09:12:35","modified_gmt":"2009-02-12T17:12:35","slug":"%e2%80%a6-best-web-search-phrases-that-led-to-my-blog-part-ii-%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/11\/%e2%80%a6-best-web-search-phrases-that-led-to-my-blog-part-ii-%e2%80%a6\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2026 best web search phrases that led to my blog part II \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.armanbohn.com\/blog\/pictures\/2009_02_11_a.jpg\" title=\"... search ...\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A while back, I wrote up a list of <a href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/27\/best-web-search-phrases-that-led-to-my-blog\/\">search phrases that led to my blog<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>Someone out there is clicking away at a keyboard &#8230; curious about the informative interweb.  These are their stories.<\/p>\n<p>(Note:  These are real search phrases as reported by my server logs.  I do not know who initiated these searches.)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nSearched for:<br \/>\n<strong>\u201cdell computer smells like sulfur\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nOk.  What the hell are you doing to your computer?  Why are you still sitting there typing this in if it smells like sulfur.  GET OUT OF THE HOUSE YOU IDIOT!  They must have found <a href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/17\/into-the-bowels-of-dell\/\">this post<\/a>.<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<br \/>\nSearched for:<br \/>\n<strong>\u201csci-fi book about ship in our solar system&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nCool!  Someone is thinking about the <a href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/20\/top-ten-favorite-sci-fi-books\/\">same stuff<\/a> I do.  Or maybe they were just faking a book report.<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<br \/>\nSearched for :<br \/>\n<strong>\u201ci had a horrible experience with colorblind productions\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nI have no clue.  I don&#8217;t know what colorblind productions is.  Do people really think they can type a statement into a search engine and get some kind of reconciliation?  Were they expecting the computer to say &#8220;ME TOO&#8221;?<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<br \/>\nSearched for:<br \/>\n<strong>\u201clong writing with funny pictures\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nHmmmm &#8230; the long writing part kind of sounds like an insult, but the <a href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/category\/funny-pictures-of-animals-and-stuff\/\">FUNNY PICTURES<\/a> rings a bell!<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Searched for:<br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;how was the earth created short response&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nMy blog contains a large amount of fairly useless information and a couple of science gems &#8230; but I don&#8217;t recall providing Cliffs Notes on the creation of our world.  Sorry.  They probably ended up <a href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/07\/planet-earth-our-response-2007\/\">here<\/a>.<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Searched for:<br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;forgive me please funny images&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nYou are forgiven.  Funny images are yours &#8230;<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Searched for:<br \/>\n<strong>\u201ccan you drink in arman\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nAnswer = No, you can&#8217;t.<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<br \/>\nSearched for:<br \/>\n<strong>\u201cmy first tranny\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nWhy did this search phrase lead to my blog?  I&#8217;m not going to explore this.<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<br \/>\nSearched for:<br \/>\n<strong>\u201cpictures of animals that people don t really see\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nYes, I know all about those.  I can see them right now.<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<br \/>\nSearched for:<br \/>\n<strong>\u201cliposuction tempo big bang\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nWhooa.  Without quotes, I am the number two result on Google.  I&#8217;m not sure where the body dysmorphic disorder comes in, but I hope I helped this person come to peace with their body image.<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<br \/>\nSearched for:<br \/>\n<strong>\u201cwhat do you think about name armaan\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Found?:<br \/>\nAnswer = What do <em>you<\/em> think?!  (hint: try taking out that third &#8220;a&#8221;).<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>      Honorable Mentions<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cskeletons in my closet\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cfunny picture of a man and a camel\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cultimate nerd blog\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cradioactive cones warning future generations\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Once again &#8230; if you are reading this because you are still searching for any of the things above \u2026 well \u2026 that\u2019s just weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A while back, I wrote up a list of search phrases that led to my blog. Someone out there is clicking away at a keyboard &#8230; curious about the informative interweb. These are their stories. (Note: These are real search &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/11\/%e2%80%a6-best-web-search-phrases-that-led-to-my-blog-part-ii-%e2%80%a6\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u2026 best web search phrases that led to my blog part II \u2026<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[288,427],"tags":[496],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oddities","category-top-ten","tag-web-searches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}