{"id":288,"date":"2008-10-31T11:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-31T18:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/?p=288"},"modified":"2008-11-01T11:42:20","modified_gmt":"2008-11-01T18:42:20","slug":"1st-grade-halloween-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/31\/1st-grade-halloween-costume\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; 1st grade Halloween costume &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.armanbohn.com\/blog\/pictures\/2008_10_31_a.jpg\" title=\"... this is not me.  this is from Young Frankenstein ...\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Halloween &#8230; first grade.<\/p>\n<p>My mom bought me a little plastic container filled with that fake skin putty.  I had a pair of blue jeans torn at the knee.<\/p>\n<p>I molded the putty around the tear and made it look like I had an enlarged kneecap.  I dragged my leg behind me and told people I was Igor.<\/p>\n<p>That was it.  I didn&#8217;t even have a hump on my back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween &#8230; first grade. My mom bought me a little plastic container filled with that fake skin putty. I had a pair of blue jeans torn at the knee. I molded the putty around the tear and made it look &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/31\/1st-grade-halloween-costume\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8230; 1st grade Halloween costume &#8230;<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[288],"tags":[419,418,420],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oddities","tag-first-grade","tag-halloween","tag-igor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}