{"id":269,"date":"2008-10-12T20:53:58","date_gmt":"2008-10-13T03:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/?p=269"},"modified":"2008-10-13T23:19:33","modified_gmt":"2008-10-14T06:19:33","slug":"pumpkin-patch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/12\/pumpkin-patch\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; pumpkin patch &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[qt:\/blog\/movies\/punkin.mov \/blog\/movies\/punkin_poster.mov 482 270]<br \/>\nClick the above image to play!<\/p>\n<p>Yup &#8230; went on out to the pumpkin patch today and took me a hay ride!  Durp durp durp!<\/p>\n<p>Shucks &#8230; I seen all kinda dog, plant, an&#8217; peoples out der.  It was like the county fair &#8216;cept they aint got no rides &#8230; but they <em>did<\/em> have them a corn maze.  <\/p>\n<p>I never go in dem corn mazes myself.  Too confusin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>We hunted up ourselves &#8217;bout three baby punkins.  They put up a good fight, but they was no match fer my lightnin&#8217; refleckses.<\/p>\n<p>Durp durp!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[qt:\/blog\/movies\/punkin.mov \/blog\/movies\/punkin_poster.mov 482 270] Click the above image to play! Yup &#8230; went on out to the pumpkin patch today and took me a hay ride! Durp durp durp! Shucks &#8230; I seen all kinda dog, plant, an&#8217; peoples out &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/12\/pumpkin-patch\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8230; pumpkin patch &#8230;<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[288,172],"tags":[390],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oddities","category-video-experiment","tag-pumpkin-patch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}