{"id":211,"date":"2008-08-16T20:10:27","date_gmt":"2008-08-17T03:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/?p=211"},"modified":"2008-11-05T22:24:48","modified_gmt":"2008-11-06T05:24:48","slug":"come-work-with-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/16\/come-work-with-us\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; Come Work With Us! &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.armanbohn.com\/blog\/pictures\/2008_08_16_a.jpg\" title=\"... No Escape! Headquarters ...\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Are you tired of your current occupation?  Do you long for a true challenge and dream of adventure?  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/?s=No+Escape%21\">No Escape! Inc.<\/a> is always looking for new, talented life forms to fill out our ranks.  Our constantly revolving workforce keeps your life rewarding and fulfilling.  Work with exciting new people in the human entertainment industry.<\/p>\n<p>Our employees enjoy a fast paced, high stress environment with shifts lasting from 1 to 5 minutes.  Exceptional performance is rewarded generously.  <\/p>\n<p>Qualifications:<br \/>\nTwo years experience in dodging, ducking and avoiding rapidly incoming projectiles<br \/>\nRapid Mobility (minimum 30 frame pr second)<br \/>\n256 colors<br \/>\nTwo years experience in 8-bit (verbal and written)<br \/>\nHideous looks, sharp teeth and multiple extremities are plus<\/p>\n<p>Compensation:<br \/>\n10-15 Zagnars a gamecycle (depending on experience) <\/p>\n<p>*No Escape! Inc. is an equal opportunity employer.  We hire male, female, asexual self reproducing (budding ect.) life forms of any age and species.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you tired of your current occupation? Do you long for a true challenge and dream of adventure? No Escape! Inc. is always looking for new, talented life forms to fill out our ranks. Our constantly revolving workforce keeps your &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/16\/come-work-with-us\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8230; Come Work With Us! &#8230;<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,288],"tags":[250,175,252],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bits-solo-record","category-oddities","tag-atari","tag-bits","tag-no-escape"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/armanbohn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}