$$$ WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE $$$

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I recently put my music up for sale online via a service called Tunecore. Well folks, I just received my first financial state from them and (drum roll please) I have made:

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14 cents.

{roaring applause}

At this rate, I should be able to pay off Tunecore’s service charges in about 500 months. As you can see; I’m not in this for the money.